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Arata Kasuga ([personal profile] cuethemasong) wrote2014-07-31 01:40 pm
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"Yo! It's Nagi here. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you."

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dialo: (say yes! to m!ch!gan!)

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[personal profile] dialo 2014-11-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Would it be more appropriate to ask you weird sex questions or to ask God?

The Devil is out. He wouldn't tell me anything last time.

[Actual embarrassing teenager Teufel.]
cuethemasong: (Yeaaaah... How about no.)

[personal profile] cuethemasong 2014-11-10 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wait... When did I become your confidant for sex questions?!

[Not that he minds, but still this was out of the blue even for him.]

And I think God is a no go since He'd probably make it too flowery to understand.
dialo: (and the needle moves gracefully)

[personal profile] dialo 2014-11-10 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, my world's God is easy to understand. I'm just concerned they'd embarrass me over it.

So you don't mind? I appreciate that.

[That's not exactly what he meant, but nevertheless, the note left goes on.]

There was something on sale in the market that I know was meant for adults because the salesman refused to let me get more than a glance at them.

[Here she has drawn some beads on a string. It is very easy to draw anal beads even if you haven't gotten a good look at them.]
cuethemasong: (NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN THE MEN'S ROOM)

[personal profile] cuethemasong 2014-11-13 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
WHOA! Why are you playing around there?!

[It takes a good long minute for him to properly take in what she was showing him. He knew what it was, but he just couldn't believe that she'd seriously come to him and wonder what it is!]

THAT was seriously in the adult session!? That should be keeping that stuff out of sight!
dialo: (a winner needs a wand)

[personal profile] dialo 2014-11-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
They don't have adult sections in the market. Otherwise I'd probably be kicked out and wouldn't be asking you this.

So how bad is it?

[It looks fairly innocuous...]
cuethemasong: (Pleaaaase don't shank me.)

[personal profile] cuethemasong 2014-11-22 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
R-Right... Of course. I totally knew that.

[If they were in person, then he'd be seriously clearing his throat to regain composure.]

Are you absolutely sure you want to know? You can't be repeating this to anyone else.
dialo: (sleeping bear)

[personal profile] dialo 2014-11-22 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Cross my heart. I'd rather know than live in ignorance.
cuethemasong: (Guess so. Maybe. Could be.)

[personal profile] cuethemasong 2014-11-29 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
They're called anal beads. You stick them up your butt and magic happens.
dialo: (the transfiguration)

[personal profile] dialo 2014-11-29 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

It doesn't seem like that would have any particularly desired effects, but I'll admit I don't know much about this subject.
cuethemasong: (It's not a blush shut up.)

[personal profile] cuethemasong 2014-12-05 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like I've used them before... So I really can't say much beyond it's a giant sex toy.
dialo: (say yes! to m!ch!gan!)

[personal profile] dialo 2014-12-05 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ah.

Are there sex toys I can interrogate you about or should I just assume you're a virgin?

[Teufel, he won't like either of those options...]
cuethemasong: (NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN THE MEN'S ROOM)

[personal profile] cuethemasong 2014-12-05 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
OI! I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE TROLLING ME OR NOT!
dialo: (risk it all)

[personal profile] dialo 2014-12-05 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
That was a serious question. But I may be enjoying imagining how embarrassed you look right now.
cuethemasong: (SNARK ON.)

[personal profile] cuethemasong 2014-12-05 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Now you're definitely trolling. But I'll tell you that I'm a virgin.

[Too bad him and Liese never sealed the deal after leaving the Sky Library. There was too much stuff going on.]
dialo: (all good naysayers)

[personal profile] dialo 2014-12-05 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I see. I'll remember that information.

[Unlike with the sex toys, she didn't promise not to talk about his virginity status.]
cuethemasong: (The googles do nothing.)

[personal profile] cuethemasong 2014-12-09 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Why did he get a cold vibe...?!]

UM. That kinda sounded ominous there...
dialo: (his hand not stayed)

[personal profile] dialo 2014-12-09 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
You act like I would blackmail you for no reason. I would only blackmail you if I had a reason.
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