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"Yo! It's Nagi here. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you."

[Please leave "Text" or "Action" in the subject line.]

[He'll be finishing up on his end.]

Thanks a lot! I'll have to repay you for the oranges somehow.

Huh? You don't have to do that. We're just sharing a small meal together. No big deal.

Are you sure? This could be the perfect opportunity to take advantage of my kindness and ask me to do a strip tease.

As if. I'm not a pervert like you.

How disappointing! But that purity is part of your charm!

What am I going to do with you?

I'd give you a few ideas, but you're bound to get angry at me.

Seriously, there's no possible way you're this into me.

Maybe I just want to see your precious embarrassed face.

( grabs an orange and hits him over the head with it. )

[SMACKED WITH THAT ORANGE]

--Ouch! What was that for!?

For being an idiot.

Only a hero can endure this much abuse...

Edited 2014-09-26 20:59 (UTC)

Quit exaggerating. I don't hit you that much.